Logical Reasons For The Thinking Man

Mr. Kangas Goes To Washington

2006-01-14T12:48:00.000-08:00

Australian represenative Joseph C. Kangas visited Wahsington D.C. to address congress. Kangas is acting on behalf of a joint effort by the government of Australia and the Marsupial anti-deffimation league to preserve Kangaroo rights. Joseph pleaded to congress to release the prisoners being held in the San Diego Zoo. The case is currently in reviw and the results will be announced later this week.

3 things that can push you over the edge

2006-01-14T12:38:00.000-08:00

A Bulldozer
A Bull
Red Bull

Things that don't exist, but should

2006-01-14T12:16:00.000-08:00

Robot fish that feed themselves
Fruit by the Yard
Foot cleansing paste
Chocolate clothes
Rear airbags that come out from the back of the seat
Nuclear powered books
ADD vaccine
Jumbo size tennis rackets
Vegetables with artificial flavoring
A refrigerator that also massages your back
A talking bathroom scale that comforts by saying things like, "Hey, compared to a polar bear you're a lightweight"
An angry mom alarm
Portable Food
Cell phones that can fold twice
A super computer that can locate waldo 100% of the time
A mop large enough to wipe up my tears
A slightly faster microwave
Nightvision windshields
Laser guided paper airplanes
A broadway musical chronicaling the life and times of Tony Hawk
Chairs that sit for you
A burrito with even more MSG
A way to squelch those "Pretentious Shepherds"
Water you can eat
4D glasses

<>-- 45 Things That Make You Feel Bad --<>

2005-10-22T12:35:00.000-07:00

>1. Falling in a manhole
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>2. Punching your face till it hurts
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>3. Being sprayed with cold water
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>4. Being shot at the supermarket
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>5. Not having eyes
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>6. Getting mail... full of anthrax
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>7. Taking a nap on a busy road
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>8. Hearing that your favorite song doesn't exist
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>9. Lying in the rain outside
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>10. Really hot towels fresh from the oven
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>11. Chocolate milkshake poured on head
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>12. Eating soap
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>13. Whooping cough
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>14. A good conversation with a frenchman
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>15. A beached whale
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>16. Finding a bloody finger in your coat from last winter
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>17. Laughing at a one-legged dog
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>18. Poison
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>19. Midnight vampire fights
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>20. Sprinklers running through you
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>21. Laughing to stay alive
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>22. Having someone tell you to cover your face
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>23. Laughing at a person caught in a cement mixer
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>24. Ugly Friends
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>25. Accidentally overhearing that your dog died
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>26. Waking up and realizing you only have a few hours left to live
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>27. Your first kick in the kidney (either the very first or with a new partner)
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>28. Making mud pies and having to eat them
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>29. Not kicking a new puppy
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>30. Having some play with your hare, without asking
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>31. Bitter acorns
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>32. Cold brisket
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>33. When the road is your only friend
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>34. Swings swinging on you
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>35. When a cute stranger gleeks in your eye
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>36. Being a chocolate chip cookie for Halloween
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>37. When your friends get to live in a house made of cookies
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>38. Holding hands with Edward Scissorhands
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>39. Running into an old friend going 60 miles an hour
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>40. Watching someone throwup when the recieve a present from you
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>41. Watching the sun eat your mom
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>42. Not being able to get out of bed
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>43. Knowing that you're wanted in 51 states
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>44. Getting the measles from someone you don't like
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>45. The fear of not knowing

P.M. Routine

2005-05-24T07:22:00.000-07:00

12:00-Boswells Class Gets Out
12:01-Have Brief Conversation With Alex And Garrett
12:02-Walk To Algebra
12:04-Get To Algebra
12:05-Tim Asks Me Something
12:07-Algebra Starts
12:09-Learn About Previous Homework
12:11-Turn In Homework
12:12-Review Homework
12:20-Get New Homework
12:45-Finish Homework
12:46-Wait For Class To End
12:54-Algebra Ends
12:55-Walk To English
12:56-Get Into English
12:57-Say Hi To Doc
1:00-Class Starts
1:06-Class Quiets Down
1:07-Doc Collects Homework
1:09-Doc Gets On An Intellectual Tangent
1:14-Doc Reviews Work
1:20-Doc Gets On An Intellectual Tangent
1:29-Doc Talks About What We Need To Do
1:35-Quiet Worktime
1:39-Doc Gets On An Intellectual Tangent
1:47-English Ends
1:48-Walk To Sign Language
1:49-Say Hi To Josh
1:50-Get Into Sign Language
1:51-Say Something Mean To Neal
1:52-Wait For Class To Start
1:54-Complain
2:40-Sign Language Ends
2:45-Meet At History Resource Room
2:50-Go To Locker Room
3:00-Go To Track Practice
3:06-Blurry
3:15-Track Starts
3:16-Jumping Jacks And Push-ups
3:20-Get Yelled At By Coach
3:30-Go To Our Shotput Coach
3:31-Get Threatened By Shotput Coach
3:32-Run Away From Shotput Coach
3:35-Get The Shots And Head To Ring
3:40-Throw Shot
4:15-Throw Disc
5:00-Track Is Over
5:05-Get Picked Up
5:13-Get Home
5:17-Take Shower
5:28-Do Homework
6:00-Eat Dinner
6:12-Do Homework
6:25-Read
7:00-Random Things
8:00-Do Something With Jenny
9:00-Read
9:30-Sleep

A.M. Routine

2005-05-23T08:57:00.000-07:00

7:05-Alarm Goes Off
7:08-Get Up
7:10-Get Dressed
7:15-Brush Teeth, Put on Deoderant, etc.
7:21-Eat Cereal
7:29-Call Neighbor To Get Him To Be On Time So We Can Drive Him To School
7:32-Lay on Couch Waiting For Mom
7:36-Get Up And Get In Car
7:38-Drive To Neighbors Because He's Not Ready
7:44-Pick Up Neighbor
7:51-Get To School
7:51-Annoying Girl That Thinks She's Funny Always Finds Me Somehow And Says "Hi, Jeff"
7:52-Think About How Much I Hate 7:51
7:53-Go To Commons To Join The Group Of People At Michael's Locker
7:57-Start Heading To My Locker
7:58-Take Stuff Out Of My Locker/Two Minute Warning Bell Rings
8:00-Get Into Science Class
8:45-Science Is Over
8:46-Go To Locker Talk To David Boyer
8:48-Walk Down Hall Towards Web Design
8:49-Say Hi To Jack And Josh
8:50-Get Into Web Design
8:52-Go To churchboys2.blogspot.com/Morning Announcements
8:53-Put Stuff On This Website
9:20-Do Some Actual Web Design Work
9:45-Web Design Ends
9:46-Start Walking To Video Production
9:46-See Ashley Smith And Joy
9:48-Get Into Video Production
9:48-Get Camera 3
9:49-Frank Gets In, Says Something About A Movie Or Weird Music
9:50-Ankush And Kyle Get In
9:51-Ankush Gets On Computer Goes To Some Nerdy Gadget Site/Video Production Starts
9:52-Mr. Nugent Says Something About When Stuff's Due
9:54-Frank Writes Up A Hall Pass
9:55-Argue About What We're Going To Film
9:56-Go Out To Film
10:25-Finish Filming One Scene
10:26-Get Into Video Production Room/Capture and Edit Film
10:38-Video Production Is Over
10:39-Wait For Ashley Zchocher To Get Out Of Ceramics
10:41-Walk And Talk Until We Get To Her English Room
10:42-Walk To History
10:42-Say Hi To Jack Again
10:43-Get Into History
10:43-Take Some Computer Paper(Now Hidden From Me)
10:44-History Starts
10:46-Take Current Events
10:50-Draw On Stolen Paper
11:31-History Is Over
11:32-Walk To Lunch
11:35-Wait In Line
11:46-Get Food
11:47-Sit Down At Table
11:48-Look At Neal
11:50-Lunch Over
11:51-Wait Outside Boswells Science Class

Idle Threats?

2005-05-12T06:58:00.000-07:00

Seems like every day I get threatened by someone else. I don't even think they know why they threaten me but they always do. I'm like a threat magnet. These are some of my favorite threats:

5. I'll shotput you're eyes off! - Zach Sieber
4. You can't have any more pie until you finish your potatoes. - Waiter at Perkins
3. I'm gonna kick your head off! - Kristin Richter
2. Jeff: "Mr. Nugents gonna kick you off the computer Ankush."
Ankush: "I'm gonna kick you off of this world."
1. Don't make me send you back to your real parents. - Mom

The Secrets of the Mind.

2005-05-11T07:32:00.000-07:00

The squirrel quickly recovered it's balance and turning to face his opponent said, "You are obviously much more skilled than I. You must have spent your whole life practicing, it's too bad it's all been in vain." His pursuer rising onto his three feet opened the void dark chasm of his mouth and uttered, "אתה יודע שום דבר סנ. אני יודע של כוח שאתה לא חלמת של. היום אתה נופל ואתה לא תמצא אף שלום במות". As he spoke the sky faded and reappeared as a black mist. The squirrel was drawn up into the darkness, never to return again.

More wise wisdom.

2005-05-06T07:07:00.000-07:00

1. Don't let your head get so big you can't fit through the door.
2. Don't try to turn a porpoise into a dolphin.
3. A fool still covers his mouth when he sneezes. But a wise fool covers his mouth when he speaks.
4. Even when you're cornered you still have something to lean on.
5. Speak not to be heard but to be understood.
6. In luxury and loss be thankful.
7. Lust is never Love.
8. Race to lose not to win. Winning makes one slow, losing quickens the pace.
9. There's no such thing as a handicap.
10. No music is sweeter than your own.
11. Take pleasure in a gift, feel no guilt in charity.
12. No secrets exist in time all will be told.
13. Sometimes the greatest comfort is grief.
14. Treasure your future more than your past.
15. Conform to nothing and others will conform to you.
16. The most important moments are when you forget you exist.
17. Hope is never lost, it's just misplaced.
18. An open mind is an open tomb, waiting to be robbed.
19. If you know where you need to go nothing can stop you.
20. Speak of others problems only when you can fix them.

Me giving a speech in English class.

2005-05-06T07:02:00.000-07:00

Well, um, my speech is about, uh, Atticus Finch from... To Kill A Mocking Bird *voice squeaks*. Atticus was a good guy because, uh, he did what was right even when other people didn't, other people didn't do what was right because Tom was black and they were racist.....In conclusion what makes Atticus a good man is honesty and *voice fades out* inhegreagrh.

A Secret Enemy: TV

2005-05-05T07:28:00.000-07:00

How many times have you come home from school or work, plopped down in front of the TV and wasted away the rest of the daylight. Probably alot. How many hours have been wasted watching meaningless programs filled with meaningless trash, probably alot. If you watch three half hour shows a day in one year you've spent 547.5 hours watching TV, that's about twenty three days out of the year, twenty three days you'll never get back. And if you watch four shows a day you've spent 730 hours or 30.4 days watching TV. What could you have done in those days, think about it. Kids nowadays are watching even more TV than ever on average about three hours a day. They are wasting away their childhood. Imagine when you're an adult thinking back on your childhood and the only memories you have are watching cartoons. There is much more in life to experience than daytime soap operas. There's a wonderful world of nature outside just waiting to experienced. That's why I have given up watching TV. I haven't watched it for 5 days and it feels wonderful. Yesterday instead of watching TV I went outside and walked in the woods in a slight drizzle and watched the sunset everything was bright and green it was pretty pretty. In conclusion TV sucks.

The Beard-Shaving Caste System

2005-05-04T07:28:00.000-07:00

In my mind I believe that there is a unspoken caste system of how men shave their
beards. They are ranked in order of rugged manliness.

First at the bottom of the chain there are the Harijan or "Untouchables". They shave completely using "Nair".

Then there are the Shudras. They shave with a disposable plastic razor.

Then there are the Vaishya. They shave with a non-disposable hand razor.

Then there are the Kshatriya. They shave with an electric razor. The reason these are above the hand razors is just because of the power they show by not having to use shaving cream.

Finally there are the Brahman, the top of the food chain. They shave with an old fashioned straight razor. Now that's cool.

And of course there's Krishna. I think he probably uses a huge sword.

If I Were Homeless

2005-04-26T07:26:00.000-07:00

If I ever became homeless I imagine that there would be three main necessities that I would need to take care of, Food, Shelter and Clothing. I think that first I'd find a dumpster out behind a pizzeria because when the day is over they throw away all their pizzas they didn't sell and they're all boxed so they would still be pretty fresh. Then I'd go behind a wilderness outfitter so that I could get some clothes that were thrown out like a nice warm jacket. Then I'd go behind a Best Buy and get some big TV boxes and make a really cool box fort. After that I'd be set to live my homeless life.
At first I think I'd feel disgusted at myself for eating garbage, then I think I'd get over once I realized how much good free stuff I could find. I could get anything I wanted out of peoples trash. I think I'd try to take everything that I saw that interested me even if I couldn't ever use it. I'd realize a few weeks later that it was useless to try and keep everything. I could only take what I could make immediate use out of.
After a while I'd probably develop my own simple tools like making a hammer out of an old dumbbell. I imagine I'd probably start to get delusional and believe I was the original inventor of everything I made. I'd go around claiming I invented the lever or that I found an easier way to make fire. People would probably humor me and say things like "Hey that's a good Idea!" or "I wish I'd have thought of that." I might develop rivalries with alley cats eating out of trash cans because I would think they thought they were better than me. Sometimes I think I'd purposely get arrested for minor misdemeanors so that I could have a conversation with a police officer and spend a night in a warm cell bed.
I'd tip my hat to the ladies and say good evening to the gentlemen. I'd often tell people I was a scientist, and used to luxury, just to gain their approval. I'd make myself a fake college degree in public communications out of a postcard and unofficially run for provincial governor of Ontario. I'd start my own magic show in a back lot and perform for passers by, not for money but for applause. Of course I'd eventually get curious and eat some muck from the bottom of the dumpster. That would be my downfall. I'd be admitted into a hospital with a severe flu virus so rare it was named after me. I always knew that was my tragic flaw.
In conclusion I'm glad I don't have to be homeless until I'm done with College.

2005-03-26T12:00:00.000-08:00

Well, another childhood down the drain.

Career Test

2005-03-21T06:59:00.000-08:00

These are the results of a Career placement test I took.

Outgoing (E) 51.61% Withdrawn (I) 48.39%
Imaginative (N) 57.58% Realistic (S) 42.42%
Intellectual (T) 57.14% Emotional (F) 42.86%
Improvised (P) 51.35% Organized (J) 48.65%

Your type is: ENTP

You are an Inventor, possible professions include - systems designer, venture capitalist, actor, journalist, investment broker, real estate agent, real estate developer, strategic planner, political manager, politician, special projects developer, literary agent, restaurant/bar owner, technical trainer, diversity manager, art director, personnel systems developer, computer analyst, logistics consultant, outplacement consultant, advertising creative director, radio/TV talk show host.

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Jeff's Future Car!

2005-03-19T17:58:00.000-08:00

Back view of the sweet car i'm gonna buy.
Front view.

Family Album

2005-03-19T17:28:00.000-08:00

Great Uncle Jershua

Spare Time

2005-03-19T17:05:00.000-08:00

Playtime is a good time.

St.Patrick's Day!

2005-03-17T07:18:00.000-08:00

The Gaels of the old green Island
The greatest men for sure
For in the hills of great old Ireland
There live men whose hearts are pure.

The Lads and Lasses sprightly true
No mischief do they make
But when the Leprechauns ensue
There’s trouble in the make.

They love the whisky and the ale
A flagon’s price is right
For them to resurrect an ancient tale
And keep your mind all night.

They’re ones who know the ways of speech,
Of conversation blessed
But the stories told in song
Are the ones that they tell best.

Ireland a magic land
Dublin a magic town
For there did God reach down his hand
And flip it upside down.

You do that Voodoo!

2005-03-15T07:24:00.000-08:00

Local Medicine Man Claims He Invented Frisbee!
Yellow Snow, medicine man for the Chikawan tribe claims to have invented the first frisbee. "I made my frisbee way before the white man", says Yellow Snow. I used to play with it for hours, throwing it, chasing it and catching it in my teeth, good times."

A Childrens Book

2005-03-11T07:23:00.000-08:00

A Turtle Finds A Friend, by Jeff Gavin
One day a lonley sea turtle set out to the big city looking for a friend. When he got there the people were so busy they didn't even notice him. He walked up and down and all around but nowhere was a friend. When he was crossing the street a big city bus sped straight for him. He crawled and crawled and the bus missed him. But the wind from the bus was so strong it sent the turtle tumbling, tumbling straight into an open manhole. He landed in the wet dark hole and was very scared, but he saw a little light coming from further down the tunnel. He headed for it, it was an exit! He was Saved! When he was about to climb out of the sewer, out of the dark water jumped a big bumpy alligator! It sat right in front of the exit. The scared turtle asked in a scared turtle voice,"Are you going to have me for dinner?". The big alligator looked straight at the turtle opened up his big scary mouth and said, "Of course I'll have you for dinner! Do you know how long it's been since I had Company down here?"

Oh My Marlin Clementine

2005-03-11T06:53:00.000-08:00

I was fishing in the mid-atlantic last summer when a mysterious fog fell across the sea. I couldn't see a foot in front of my eyes, or an inch behind. So I decided to take a nap until the fog lifted. I left my fishing nets in the water and suddenly a felt a big tug. I looked over the side of the boat and a giant monster swordfish loomed high above the boat. I was so scared i sweat tears. The great fish looked on me with pity. Then he spoke. He didn't know any english so I had to whip out my Italian-English dictionary. He said "Regolilo liberamente e vi darò tre desideri." Which in english means, "Set me free and I will give you three wishes. "Cool", I said. "Che cosa è il vostro primo desiderio?", queried the fish. "Well I guess my first wish is for you to get the heck out of here" I said.
"Molti buoni anni a voi, amico", Said the fish as he dove into the see, never to bee seen again.

Spooky Spokes, Horrific Handlebars

2005-03-10T07:50:00.000-08:00

It all started last All-Hollows-Eve when I went over to my best friends house to see if he wanted to ride bikes. He had just gotten a super sweet super expensive bike, with pegs and shocks and stuff. I was really hoping he’d let me ride it.
When I got there and knocked on the door no one was home. Out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw someone, but when I looked he was gone. But out of the other corner of my other eye I spotted my friends new bike just laying in a bush. “What kind of idiot lays his bike in a bush, He doesn’t deserve that bike.” I thought. So I decided to take it for a quick ride, who would know. I rode it quickly down the street, then up, then down several streets. When I was heading over a bridge, suddenly, out of nowhere, a real live skeleton popped up out of nowhere. I lost control of the bike and fell off. The bike careened over the edge and exploded. I puked violently on my puke bib and ran away crying. I never told my friend. But the next Halloween I was going to go out for a bike ride, but when I got to the bike rack my bike was gone and in it’s place was the terrible ghost bike! I ran inside and lay in my room covered in snot and tears and haven’t told anyone, until now.
If you want to hear the rest of the story you can ask me. The government won’t let me put it on the web.

Man Eating Dinosaur!

2005-03-08T18:09:00.000-08:00

Tragedy struck a small town today as Bronto, beloved brontosaurus was found dead, not only dead but eaten, eaten entirely, even the guts. It happened sometime after he got off work at the stone quarry. His bones were drawn out of a nearby tarpit. The chief suspect in this case is thought to be this man. The suspect had been "riding Bronto's back" for quite some time, says Bronto's boss Mr. Slate. The criminal is still at large, if you have any information please contact the Bedrock police department.

Humans Beat Gravity

2005-03-02T07:26:00.000-08:00

Since the beginning of time man has looked up to the sky and longed to soar like the birds. Now after thousands of years we have achieved our goal. Local inventor Leonardo Da Vinci created a flying machine. It is said to allow humans to glide on the air. What an age we live in. "It's so easy even a lifeless inanimate wooden man can pilot it with ease." Claimed Da Vinci. Geniously created from cloth and wood it allows any wingless human to soar the skies with the sea-gulls and the Batrachonatus Petrasaurus.

Steroids and Baseball

2005-02-24T19:26:00.000-08:00

I need to talk about a very important issue... the severe shortage of steroids in Major League Baseball. Seems like five years ago there was some nice big hulking monster of a player everywhere you look. But now, as you can see from Troy Johnson, aged 35, the big and bulky have been replaced by the limp and the short. We interviewed several local people for their opinions, and they were indeed shocking. One local teen, Shanice, on Troy Johnson, "Eew look at his scrawny pale arms." Yes Shanice, but maybe those scrawny pale arms are just reaching out for a friend. Marleen Branch, local mother of two had this to say, "He looks like he's in kindergarten." Oh Marleen, I'll bet he Wishes he were in kindergarten coloring pictures and sucking his thumb, but no Marleen, thanks to the serious lack of steroids he couldn't suck his thumb if he tried.

Those Cursed Irishmen

2005-02-23T07:17:00.000-08:00

I found this little guy snooping around in my garage drinking bottle after bottle of paint thinner. He was losing it. I tried talking to him but he just kept yelling "Towards Forth! Towards Forth! A Pennies Worth A Dozen!" and banging my knee with a nine-iron.

Ogres fave pass-times.

2005-02-18T18:41:00.000-08:00

Mop fighting. Hulk wrestling. Being near Sugah-Shane. Piggy-back-taffy-searching. High-Fiving. Being Tardy. Memorizing Romeo + Juliet Quotes. High-Sticking. Not having girl talk with Jeff. Thinking about summer. Not-caring. Being early. Teaching the little ones. Rap battles in the hallways. Singing the night away. Listening to stories. Gitchi-Gummi Harbor. That sneaky Paper Tiger. Acting like people listen. Cleaning Coffe Pots with the big K. Trying to drink hot cocoa. Challenging Garrett. I can jump a bus. Leaping through hoops. Direct Marketing. Super Sledding. Morning announcements. Funny anecdotes. Being beat up by Kristin. Xtreme D-Biking. Volleyball. Research. Ignoring that one guy from gym class. Mike yelling at alligators on TV. Brushing teeth TWICE a day Ashley. Inside jokes with myself. That little kid at church who thinks he's like 20. HTML coding. Singing KARAOKE REVOLOUTION alone in the dark. Going for the gold. Roughing the Passer. Acting Like a Sophomore. Being in front of a camera. Wondering what ever happened to Garrik. Clothes shopping with mom. The cold weather. Pondering the complexities of the human brain. Dreams and the pursuit thereof.

Grouchy Old People

2005-02-18T07:24:00.001-08:00

One day I was roller blading in the park when i came across an elderly couple eating what I'm sure was a human brain. They just kept munching on the brain, those brain-munching-bench-sitting-fake-hips-big-ol-round-ol-glasses old people. I wanted to stop them but i was too scared and I didn't want to pee in my brand new pants...again. So I decided to just let them munch. Maybe they'd learn something. I got half-way to my house and realized that I had to stop them, I mean what kind of weirdos eat brains. I got there and got up my courage. I tapped them on the shoulder, but they didn't hear me. I tapped again, this time they heard. They turned around and said "Why who are you?". I said "um, Ogre, I guess." realizing they weren't half bad. They offered me some of the brain but I said " no thanks." END

Wise sayings of the slightly "you-know".

2005-02-17T18:13:00.000-08:00

Nobody cares about what they aints gots in their pockets.
No matter how tall you are a snake bite can kill you.
The quieter they are the more uneasy it makes us.
Don't talk to people Neal knows, they're crazy.
Be thankful your eyelids aren't froze shut.
The better they look the better they sing.
The fatter they are the funnier they can be.
Act like you're one of them and they won't try and get you back.
Don't try an' court me, i'm already marriaged.
Sticky hands make for long hand shakes.
Don't pay for something before you know it's not a kick in the shin.
Alex Wright can sit up all night.
The more you're sorry the less you've done wrong.
Go ahead you can gap it.

Top 5 High-School situations.

2005-02-17T17:28:00.000-08:00

5. Being tasered in the back of the neck while using the urinal. (actually happened)

4. Walking downstairs just got done talking with two people a guy and a girl. They continue walking and talking step ahead of me guy says "man he is such a retard", girl says, "I think he's kinda cute." They turn around "Oh, sorry" they says.

3. Going to fancy dinner with parents on prom night while all your friends and their dates look at you.

2. Conversation between me and my girl lab partner on the first day of school.
Girl: Hi
Jeff: Hi
Girl: um, I need your name and your phone number *takes out planner*
Jeff:um, what?
Girl:okay i need your phone number, i mean your name.
Jeff: You just aked me for my phone number.
Girl: what?
Jeff: yeah twice.
Girl: Oh, whats your name?

1. Guy asks me to hold his water bottle for two minutes, i say okay. He walks two feet away and starts talking to friends. I continue to hold it for 3 minutes, he said two. I get angry and throw bottle at his head. I run down hall slip into crowd. His face gets bright red and he runs after me swearing and pushing people out of his way trying to kill me. Later he catches me and surrounds me in a circle of his nerd friends. I feel bad.

I'ma get you Sugah-Shane!!!

2005-02-11T21:02:00.000-08:00

I'ma get you Sugah-Shane!
Your witty gritty big ol'brain.
The attitude that yourself bring.
Is like you've stung before you sting.

I'll stomp you out you vile Snake!
Untill you've no bones to break.
You'll wail and weep in awful pain.
Yes, I'ma get you Sugah-Shane!

Oh Shanefir, you awful glout!
I've caught your scent, I'll seek you out.
So hear me Snake, when you are slain.
I'll have got you Sugah-Shane.